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Didn't you read the "Big Book of Internet Rules"? All you have to do is say the words "Virtual Private Network" 3-times-fast in the bathroom mirror of The Courthouse, with the lights off. The judge is then required to let you go and drop any pending charges. Those are the rules!

That's right folks: the overwhelming power of the state to enact actual policy that can impact millions of lives? It crumbles before the power of my 1ghz Atom router. It has AES-NI, after all. That's, like, impossible to beat.



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