That could also explain many of the other issues, such as poor battery life, slow charging, CPU throttling, etc.
In general though, I have had a terrible experience with Apple's QA as well. I've had 4 Macbooks over the years and they all had multiple (usually different) things that really sucked and drove me insane.
> The battery swelling happened after the other issues (like not sitting flat on the desk).
I had 2 x86 MacBooks that had issues with batteries swelling. Not sitting flat on the desk is simply the first symptom of the problem. Once it swells up a bit more the keyboard starts to show problems.
I think the main issue with those machines was thermal management. That Intel chip got too hot and that affected the battery as well. I used mine quite intensively and they regularly ran hot even with the fans running full speed.
I used one of those for work until last year, don't know what you call typical but it did last for 4 years without major problems so maybe that was atypical.
It made a noise like a hairdryer when starting Teams (but then, even my new M3 doesn't like Teams). Also, the spacebar did sometimes trigger twice but not often enough to make a fuss about. First MacBook Pro I've used that didn't need replacing something during warranty ;).
Because the battery was swollen?
> - The battery swelled.
Ah, of course.