Autocorrect is dangerous. My worst autocorrect story is me sending my mom the following text : “hi mom, just wanted to let you know I’m tied up at the moment but I’ll give you acall as soon as I get free.” Which resulted in a text about me being tied up at the moment, promising to give my mom a good buggering when my bondage session was over. Confusion and a good laugh followed, but I am so glad it wasn’t a client.