After they swapped out the lights at my job I couldn't sleep after night shifts. It's pitch dark but the biology thinks it was noon an hour ago.

Inadequate.

When I was an medical intern back in the day and worked 24 hour shifts every third day, I bought a roll of thick black vinyl and taped it to the window frame. 0.0 light got through.

But i want sunlight in the morning?

"i want a wife" "here's a blow up doll. Totally the same thing"

Best we can do in this economy.