There's something fitting about the mystical nature of LLMs and scrolling through a bunch of goofy pelicans on bicycles representing report cards for the bleeding edge of technology.

How are these even graded? Qwen3.6-35B-A3B gets high marks for a pelican with a gaping hole in its bill?

edit: Just noticed its feet are disconnected from its legs as well (but right on the pedals!). Pardon my French but that's Chinese af.