It is cheaper for the government to just lock the car doors for the length of your sentence. Saves them space in prison. You are allowed to use the McDrive twice a day. The windows will drop 8 centimeters, enough for a Big Mac.

And the revolution starts with a guy who just really wanted burger king?

> Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

America is leading the way on that one:

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/07/two-teens-learn-the-har...