Its so much easier to do this in something like Python, Scala, Ruby... or just about any language other than Java. I built my own ORM (but uses Immutable objects) in Java that uses a fluent DSL. Is it good... no it sucks compared to what Scala and even .NET offer.

But then I thought screw that... SQL is a pretty good language so why not just make writing real SQL easier: https://github.com/agentgt/jirm/tree/master/jirm-core#sql-pl...