vir·tu·al·ly ˈvərCHə(wə)lē/ adverb 1. nearly; almost. "virtually all those arrested were accused" synonyms: effectively, in effect, all but, more or less, practically, almost, nearly, close to, verging on, just about, as good as, essentially, to all intents and purposes, roughly, approximately 2. by means of virtual reality techniques.

Sorry, pobody's nerfect.